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Pumpin' Pumpkins

Pumpin' Pumpkins

I've been masturbating for 30 of my 40 years now, and I must say that "pumpin' pumpkins" is quite a rush! Feeling those dangling seeds inside the juicy pulp can give an orgasmic high as good as any H2Omelon. First time I did it this way, a hotel chambermaid walked in on me as I also had headphones on---not at all an accident, I must admit! She left in a hurry, but I heard her laughing down the hall, which made me happier, resulting in a better than expected orgasm! When she returned close to check-out time, I heard her ---and some of her friends (for support, or hopeful curiosity, or both)---on staff ready to re-enter. I quickly put on the headphones to appear unhearing--and put on the pumpkin--and in they came! you should've heard the laughter of those ladies, one of whom stayed the duration! THAT orgasm was spectacular!!! --ANON


Posted on: 1999-02-11 00:00:00 | Author: