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That Loud Slurping Sound Again!

I was working on a plumbing project last weekend and ended up with about a 3 foot piece of fairly large ID plastic pipe. It was sitting in the corner of the kitchen pending the completion of my project...you know, just in case. Well when I got home this evening and went to the fridge for a something to drink, I saw it over there in the corner and it immediately dawned on me that I really needed it for another project. Boy was it a good thing I'd not tossed it!

I grabbed it and headed immediately for the KY, lubed it up inside, dropped trow', and inserted my not yet fully rigid unit into it at began pumping it on and off of me in an almost fearful way!

It quickly became obvious that it wasn't quite as tight as I'd have liked, but I also saw the vacuum cleaner standing near by and immediately knew what to do (I have a lot of experience!!!):

I ensured the vacuum was plugged in, removed the hose from the handle and placed it on the other end of my plastic pipe with duct tape. I then reinserted my tool into the pipe and turned that baby on! OOOh the joy I felt after that switch turned on! The size of my fully erect tool is such that there must be just a small bit of air between my and the pipe...so here's what happened:

The pipe immediately began chattering as my unit flailed around in the tube. I also slowly started to become rock solid and the chattering began to become minimied as the air gap closed accordingly. But in that precious spot right below the tip, continued to be highly satisfied from being 'vibrated' by that passing air. I must have cum a quart this evening as I've now done it 7 times in a row, with the longest break probably being about 45 minutes! Vacuum-Cuming through that 3 foot tube is probably one of the most awesome occurenced by myself to date. I've now so 'very' satisfied that I'm going to need to give myself a break for a while. I'll report again soon on my new discovery!


Posted on: 2006-01-25 00:00:00 | Author: