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Cucumbers are heaven!

My favorite technique is to first get a cucumber, thickest you can find and about 8 inches long. warm it up in a microwave for about 30 seconds and scoop all the inside out so it's hollow but really soft and warm inside. Wrap some duct tape around it for extra strength. If you like, put it between 2 pillows or between the mattress and bed and pump it until you have an amazing orgasm.


Posted on: 2005-11-23 00:00:00 | Author: