Trading Names

My clit is fairly large, so my man started to say that I had a hard on. It got to be a regular thing. I would call him and whisper that I was stroking my hard on, which was literally true! He started to refer to his cock as his pussy, and when he was turned on, he would tell me that he felt cunty. Which, again, was literally true! Now, he even calls his underwear his panties. Today I called him from work and told him I had blue balls ... We love trading names!