Homemade Clit Stimulator

A few nights ago I was lying in bed masturbating, when I noticed that my clit felt a hell of a lot better, way faster than usual. I pondered over this for quite some time since I had not been using any of my lubes, when it hit me. I had just brushed my teeth, it must be the toothpaste!

So, I went and got it. I tried it by itself, but it was too intense and just left that cold feeling, and so I looked for something to dilute it in, water was too sloppy, when my eyes settled on a little tub of plain ol' lip gloss. I mixed a bit into the gloss on the lid, and wow! I was definitely right. I didn't want to wreck my lip gloss, so I instead retrieved some petroleum jelly from the bathroom and used an empty film container. I've figured out that it works best if there's quite a bit more jelly than tooth paste, but definitely experiment to find out which ratio works best for you!

It may also feel really good for guys as well, or for those of you into anal stimulation, I tried it on my nipples myself and didn't get all that much out of it, but don't let that stop you from trying!

I later found out that many clit stimulators have tiny amounts of menthol in them, basically what gives toothpaste it's mintiness and the stimulator it's kick. And, toothpaste and petroleum jelly are hardly suspicious things to have around the house, and in fact are probably already there, for all you people living with parents/ unsuspecting spouses etc. It's cheaper than any stimulator I've had