Long Time User

I think I'm a usual guy, doing usual things, in a usual way.

I, like most of you am an avid masturbator. I can't even count the ways and places that I've conducted the act of self-stimulation and ejaculation.

I masturbate at work, at home, in the car, in public restrooms, on my balcony, in the parking lot of stores, in the drive thru at burger bars, in the shower, at my desk, on the couch, on the floor, in the park, in the pool, on a bus, on a plane, in the fitting rooms at many a store, outside, inside, and everywhere in between.

I'm a usual guy.

I masturbate with my hands, with my feet (figure that one out), with my mouth (when I was younger), with a glove, with a pillow, with women's underwear from the laundry mat (still warm), with a vibe, with fruit, with jello, with soap, with a bottle, with a stuffed animal, through my pants fully dressed, with a magazine, with a movie, with the internet, with a camera, with a mirror, with gazing eyes of a passer by.

Yup, I'm a usual guy.