Worth Repeating

'As I became more and more aroused I lost all sense of time and what else was going on in the house. I was shocked when I heard over my left shoulder 'OH MY GOD! PETE - OH MY - I'm really sorry!!!' It was Katie. I couldn't freaking believe it. The immediate thoughts that went through my mind were 1) I'm snagged, I'm dead, my wife is gonna freak when she finds out 2) What the hell is SHE doing here, she is supposed to be shopping, 3) How do I explain to my 16 year old sister in law why I'm jerking off with her panties and 4) How do I cover up my hard-on with absolutely nothing to do it with.'

This is utterly brilliant.