Electric Wood Sander

This is for all the ladies out there. A few years back, I was doing some finishing sanding of an old desk. My wife came into the garage to see how I was doing. I happened to be about to change the sand paper at the time as she sat on top of the desk. There I am, holding my electric sander with just the felt pad showing, when I got a brain storm. I kissed her passionately, laid her back on the desk, and turned the sander on as I applied it to her crotch. The speed and vibrations of electric sanders are very strong. Although noisy, she had an extremely strong series of orgasms within just a couple of minutes. So, try it sometime with or without your partner. Please report your detailed findings.