Sex Stories Humor
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 11 Jul 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Had forgotten about this story from decades ago until awakening early this morning! Lily has been the only place I could tell this story in all these years.A gal and a guy were making love in the hayloft of a big barn. Neither was ready for the responsibilities of raising a child, so he was wearing a condom during thei... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 11 Jun 2004 3 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:After we returned home from being out-of-state, our neighbor told us a question her grandson had asked. Sex was a favorite topic of her husband, but a bit out of character for her.Our neighbor's grandson is newly wed, living in a neighboring state, and came to visit his Grandma. During the visit, he asked his Grandma w... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 11 Jun 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:While traveling out-of-state last weekend, somehow our neighbor's story from years ago came to mind and I could hardly wait to get home and share it with you all!In some locales, "knock me up in the morning" means for the bellhop to knock on a guest's door to awaken the occupant. When I was in high school in central US... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 14 Apr 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:I've never told anyone before this true story about one of my early experiences after learning about the facts of life over half a century ago during fall my 7th grade year in a country grade school in 1952. I don't know what recalled this incident to my mind, but hope you get a chuckle. It wasn't funny at the time, bu... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: emcefyrs Posted on: 13 Apr 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Been a while since I've contributed... this, from many years ago.Many, many years ago, a girlfriend I'll call Jo and I were getting to know each other more intimately after having been just friends for several months. We were a few weeks away from actual intercourse, but we'd progressed well beyond the occasional 'feel... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 29 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Two men returned from vacations about the same time.One man said, "We went to the Canary Islands, but didn't see any canaries."The other guy said, "We went to the Virgin Islands, and didn't see any ... (out of the corner of his eye, spotting their wives coming, changed his sentence mid-stream) didn't see any canaries e... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 29 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Do you know what one ovary said to the other ovary?"There's going to be music in the air! Two nuts are pushing an organ in here!" » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: HughJorgen1 Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:My apologies to all the Catholics that I offend with this one. My wife is Catholic and thought it was one of the funniest stories she had ever heard. So...here goes!One early morning, the Pope arose early. He looked out in the garden behind the Vatican and decided he wanted to take a walk there before his morning break... » Read more -
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Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: sonny54 Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
1 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:I was told this joke over 30 years ago, and I thought I 'd share it. Some have not heard it before. I think it's really funny.Question: What did one ball say to the other?Answer: What are we hanging for, we weren't the ones who did the shootin' » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 28 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:One of my very special wl friends gave me permission to post this joke that he told me. Hope it makes you smile!Patty and Joe had just gotten married. It was Patty's third marriage, but only Joe's second. On their wedding night Patty confessed that she was a virgin."You're a virgin!" exclaimed Joe incredulously. "How c... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: FantasyGirl Posted on: 27 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Here are a couple more Ole and Lena jokes I heard on my Prairie Home Companion CD going to and from work yesterday.Ole comes home from work to find Lena sitting naked on the edge of the bed."How come you're not wearing any clothes?" he asks.Lena replies in typical female fashion, "I don't have a thing to wear!"Ole coun... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:This story took place before Ole's illness when Ole and Lena were still both enjoying having lots of sex.Ole and Lena had so many children they did not want any more. So they went to see the doctor about how to stop having children. Now this was in the days before tubal ligations for men or women and the doctor did not... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Here's another Ole and Lena story that has sexual implications.Ole had not been feeling good for quite some time and Lena was really concerned. When she encouraged him to go see a doctor, he refused. She kept nagging him and finally he said, "Well, if you want me to see a doctor, you make the appointment." So she did.H... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:OK, one more.A preacher visits an elderly woman from his congregation. As he sits on the couch he notices a large bowl of peanuts on the coffee table. "Mind if I have a few" he asks. "No not at all" the woman replied. They chat for an hour and as the preacher stands to leave, he realizes that instead of eating just a f... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: PlumpLvr Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:So it's humor you'r wanting... Prepare to groan!After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bellringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process.After ... » Read more -
Posted by: SoloTouchArchive Author: RC Posted on: 26 Mar 2004 1 comments
0 likes views Category: Sex Stories Humor Tags:Soon after we were married which is quite a long time ago by now, my wife asked if I knew a good example of conceit.In response to her question, of course I did not know her definition and could not begin to guess. She replied, "A male flea floating down the river on a leaf and calling out, 'Raise the drawbridge!'" » Read more
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